Oh...Canada

Oh...Canada

We stand on guard for thee

I told this guy where I was from (Oh...Canada)

He said oh...Canada

Kinda laughs it off (Oh...Canada)

Real funny huh

Yeah, uh, come on (Oh...Canada)

One two, one two

Mic check, one two, one two

Yeah

(Oh...Canada)

Uh, yeah

From the land of the lost

Trans Canada crossed

Patriotic and a honor

With my hand on my heart

From the greatest of lakes

To the greenest of greens

To the rockiest mountains

And everything in between

(Oh-oh) Oh...Canada

Oh, you're no fan of us

'Cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur

Yeah, we laugh it off

That don't really bother me

Look we ain't serious

Unless you really gotta be

Humorous attitude, like Kids in the Hall

Like Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, how we claiming them all

It's the Great White North (Oh...Canada)

Home of the funniest actors

The brunt of the joke

With an abundance of laughter

The red and white flag

Keep it high keep it visual

People say Canada get stereotypical

Think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye

And if it ain't that it's either do, eh, or guy

(Canada, eh)

Yeah we consider it people

And smoking marijuana, we consider it legal

Still doing rap like the 1990's

But that's how we like it, of time and grimy

I know where I'm from and I told you before (Oh...Canada)

North of America, hard to ignore

Every time I go away I tell them for sure (Oh...Canada)

I'm from Canada, oh, oh, oh...Canada

(Oh...Canada)

Oh...Canada, oh, oh, oh...Canada

(Oh...Canada)

I'm from Canada

Oh, oh, oh...Canada

The class makes a sick beat but we call it a classic

The class makes a sick beat but we call it a classic

The class makes a sick beat but we call it a classic

The class makes a sick beat but we call it a classic

I been around the globe and heard the confusion

Honestly, a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid

Yes, we have microwaves, TVs and cell phones

Unintelligent fuck, we invented the telephone

We made Yahtzee, the light bulb, hockey

And bred the greatest players, Gretzky to Crosby

We all got at least one drinking buddy

And after one drink all of us think we're funny

Our national mascot's a damn beaver (Oh...Canada)

Oh...Canada, we love our beaver

Home of Hell's Angels and North CMP (Oh...Canada)

Home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV

The underground railroad

George St. Pierre, right here is where he called home

Our health care system, y'all know it's free

Keep our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth

I won't even get into the music industry

They say Hip Hop is dead

Naw it's up north with me

I could do this all day, it's part of my routine

But supper almost done and tonight, poutine

I know where I'm from and I told you before (Oh...Canada)

North of America, hard to ignore

Every time I go away I tell them for sure (Oh...Canada)

I'm from Canada, oh, oh, oh...Canada

I'm from the east coast of Canada (Oh, oh, oh...Canada)

I'm from the east, east, east coast

See I'm from Canada

So sometimes words come out of my mouth like this

Get used to it

(Oh...Canada, we stand on guard for thee)