I Feel Lucky

Well I woke up this mornin'

Stumbled out of  my rack

I opened up the paper

To the page in the back

It only took a minute

For my finger to find

My daily dose of destiny

Under my sign

My eyes just about popped

Out of my head

It said, "The stars are stacked against you girl, get back in bed"

I feel lucky

I feel lucky, yeah

No Professor Doom

Gonna stand in my way

Mm, I feel lucky today

Well I strolled down to the corner

Gave my numbers to the clerk

The pots' eleven million

So I called in sick to work

I bought a pack of camels

A burrito and a Barq's

Crossed against the light

Made a bee line for the park

The sky began to thunder

Wind began to moan

I heard a voice above me saying

"Girl, you better get back home"

But I feel lucky

Oh, oh, oh

I feel lucky, yeah

No tropical depression

Gonna steal my sun away

Mm, I feel lucky today

Now eleven million later

I was sitting at the bar

I'd bought the house a double

And the waitress a new car

Dwight Yoakam's in the corner

Trying to catch my eye

Lyle Lovett's right beside me

With his hand upon my thigh

Moral of the story

It's simple but it's true

Hey the stars might lie

But the numbers never do

I feel lucky

Oh, oh, oh

I feel lucky, yeah

Hey Dwight

Hey Lyle

Boys, you don't have to fight

Hot dog, I feel lucky tonight

I feel lucky

I feel lucky, yeah

Think I'll flip a coin

I'm  winner either way

Mm, I feel lucky today