Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

I should be standing at the bar, waving a ten pound note around

But I sit here on the sofa at my girl's house

I should be chatting shit as I'm nobbing out another snout

But I'll roach a spliff, watching the TV for now

I should be watching the fruit machines, for which one will pay out

But I sit on the sofa at my girl's, anyhow

I should be legging it from a cab, like a mad little lout

But I'll roach a spliff, watching the TV, throughout

I know I never tell her, but every single day, man

I'm always thinking loads about her

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

I don't know what I'd do without her

I should actually go out and about, flip some beer mats

Instead of sitting here at my girl's gaff

'Cause all I seem to do is sit in this habitat

Just roaching a spliff, watching the TV and that

And the TV at my house is a bit broken on the back

So I use my girl's TV to watch the match

Yeah, I might head out later to get off this beaten track

Of watching the TV, roaching up, I'm the same old man

I know I never tell her, but every single day, man

I'm always thinking loads about her

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

I don't know what I'd do without her

But on second thoughts, I won't do shots

No, I think I will sit on the sofa and eat my TV meal

I would actually much prefer to just sit her and chill

Roaching a spliff, watching Eastenders or the Bill

'Cause basically, I love her and I love being here still

And I love sitting on the sofa with my girl, for real

I don't want to knock my mates, but there, it's the same old drill

Roaching a spliff, watching the TV is my will

I know I never tell her, but every single day, man

I'm always thinking loads about her

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

I don't know what I'd do without her

No, fuck that, I might as my mates where they'll be drinking

From the sofa, giving them ding

Tell 'em, I will go freeze on that ground later on this evening

Instead of roaching a spliff, watching the TV again

And then go out, whilst back at hers, she does her thing

Sitting on the sofa at her end

But, as I watch the big screen, I know I will quite miss

Me and her, roaching a spliff, watching the TV again

I know I never tell her, but every single day, man

I'm always thinking loads about her

(That's exactly what I'm talkin' about)

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

(I wouldn't have it any other way)

I don't know what I'd do without her

(I'll tell you this)

I know I never tell her, but every single day, man

(There's a whole world out there)

I'm always thinking loads about her

(A whole world, but do I give a?)

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

(Do you know what I mean?)

(There's a whole world out there)

I don't know what I'd do without her

I've got one packet of Rizla over there

But it's nearly run out

I've got bits of cigarette all over the place, mmm

The clipper needs a shake, the ashtray needs emptying

But I wouldn't have it any other way

I said, I wouldn't have it any other way

I said, I wouldn't have it any other way

(I wouldn't have it any other way)

(I wouldn't have it any other way) No, I wouldn't

(I wouldn't have it any other way) No, I wouldn't, any other way

(I wouldn't have it any other way) I said, the ashtray needs emptying

(I wouldn't have it any other way) I said, the clipper needs a shake

(I wouldn't have it any other way)

(I wouldn't have it any other way) Do the same things as yesterday, hey

(I wouldn't have it any other way) Oh, I

(I wouldn't have it any other way)