Blinded By the Lights

That's the one, oi

How did he not find the baggy with his hand in my shoe?

Way too close for me, oh well, at least they allowed me through

Should be a good night in here, rammo in the main room

People keep pushing me though, no reception on the phone

And I'm thinking

Lights are blinding my eyes

They said they'd be here, they said, they said in the corner

And I'm thinking

People pushing by, then walking off into the night

These look well speckly, a bit green and blue

Freeze is well cheap though, so I'll take three if I need to

Right, I'm on a plan, I wish the bouncers would go away

Borrow water off this man, here goes nothing, okay

And I'm thinking

Lights are blinding my eyes

Oh, that's proper rank, that tastes like hairspray

And I'm thinking

People pushing by, then walking off into the night

I hate coming to the entrance just to get bars on my phone

You have no new messages, so why haven't they phoned?

Menu, write message, so where are you and Simone?

Send message, Dan's number, where have they gone?

And I'm thinking

Lights are blinding my eyes

Why's the message pending? Where the fuck are you?

And I'm thinking

People pushing by, then walking off into the night

Hmm, brandy or beer? Water's a good idea

I wish that bar lady'd appear and come serve over here

Where the fuck could they be? Still not over in the corner

This night's a tragedy, I keep thinking I saw her

And I'm thinking

Lights are blinding my eyes

No, that's not them, that's not them either

And I'm thinking

People pushing by, then walking off into the night

I'm still not feeling anything, this has got to be a dud

It's been ages since I necked it, I smoked six tabs to the nub

Belly's not even tingling, I just feel a bit pissed

No one looks like mingling, I can't see her or him

And I'm thinking

Lights are blinding my eyes

I'm gonna do another I think, yeah, one more, these are shit

And I'm thinking

People pushing by, then walking off into the night

These toilets are a piss take, queue's bigger than the door

Gotta get rid of this pill taste, what are they chatting so much for?

Glad I'm not a girl in this place, they'll be here 'til dawn

Sure my belly's tingling a bit, something's happening, I'm sure

And I'm thinking

Lights are blinding my eyes

Maybe I shouldn't have done the second one

I feel all fidgety and warm

People pushing by, then walking off into the night

Whoa, everything in the room's spinning, I think I'm gonna fall down

My heart's beating too quick, I'm fucking tripping out

I wonder whether they got in, turned away, no doubt

Who cares? This is a tune coming in, that one noise is like

I'm thinking

Lights are blinding my eyes

My eyes are rolling back, I'm rubbing my thighs with my hand

And I'm thinking

People pushing by, then walking off into the night

Yeah, yeah, they cheer, can they see my hand in the air?

I need to wave 'em over here, I swear Simone's kissing Dan

My head's twisted severe, body is rushing everywhere

They could have texted me when they were near

But I'm fucked and I don't care

Lights are blinding my eyes

What was I thinking about? Ah, who cares, I'm mashed

People pushing by, then walking off into the night

Totally fucked, can't hardly fucking stand

This is fucking amazing