Sweet Revenge

I got kicked off of Noah's Ark

I turned my cheek to unkind remarks

There was two of everything

But one of me

And when the rains came tumbling down

I held my breath and I stood my ground

And I watched that ship go sailing

Out to sea

Take it back, take it back, oh no, you can't say that

All my friends are not dead or in jail through

Rock and through stone, the black wind still moans

Sweet revenge, sweet revenge, without fail

I caught an aisle seat on a plane

And drove an English teacher, half insane

Making up jokes about bicycle spokes

And red balloons

So I called on my local DJ

And he didn't have a lot to say

But the radio has learned all of my

Favorite tunes

Take it back, take it back, oh no, you can't say that

All my friends are not dead or in jail through

Rock and through stone, the black wind still moans

Sweet revenge, sweet revenge, without fail

The white meat is on the run, and the dark meat is far too done

(Run, done)

And the milkman left me a note yesterday

(Yesterday)

Get out of this town by noon, you're comin' on way too soon

(Get out, right now)

And besides that, we never liked you anyway

Take it back, take it back, oh no, you can't say that

All my friends are not dead or in jail through

Rock and through stone, the black wind still moans

Sweet revenge, sweet revenge, without fail

Sweet revenge, sweet revenge, will prevail without fail