Is This Christmas?

Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Except for a wombat?

I can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend

Here comes the darkest end

Christmas is here

It's about nights extend into the overdraft

To scrape out what is left at the end of the year

(It's Christmas)

Turn back to the future off I've seen it before

Maybe every year and more it's great but not again

(And what's that burning, what's that burning?)

My mum shrieks down

While she's touching up her brow for when the family arrive

And the red wine plummets down

And we should all be in our beds

But it's right wing versus left till the wings fall off our heads

And is this Christmas?

Is this Christmas?

Is this Christmas, my dear?

Is this Christmas?

Is this Christmas?

Whatever happened to that festive cheer?

Can you hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend?

Here comes our darkest end

Christmas is here

And the ice burns up the hill

Until we all lose our feet

Though it never really snows, it's more horizontal sleet

And is this Christmas?

Is this Christmas?

Is this Christmas, my dear?

Is this Christmas? (I know it's Christmas)

Is this Christmas? (I know it's Christmas)

(I know it's Christmas)

Whatever happened to that festive cheer?

Don't you just love Christmas? (I know it's Christmas)

Don't you just love Christmas? (I know it's Christmas)

Don't you just love Christmas? (I know it's Christmas)

Don't you just love Christmas? (I know it's)

Don't you just love Christmas? (I know it's)

(I know it's Christmas)

Everybody loves Christmas (Oh, how it's Christmas)

Everybody loves Christmas (I know it)

(I know it's)

Everybody loves, everybody loves (I know it's)

Everyone it's Christmas