Dr. Bombay

Mistadobalina is a jackass, much like a donkey

And I'ma Pin the Tail on the Funky

Has anybody seen Del's head swell?

'Cause I get paid well, kickin' much tail

Drink me a 40 as I ride my rhinoceros

You don't like it? Well, you gots to kiss

Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind

I lose a fan, but I'ma be fine

Dr. Feelgood didn't think I still could

Make funk real good

Take it, then I looped it

Make you say

Gloryhallastoopid

The Motorbooty make you shake your rump

To the brand new D-Funk

Take a chunk, 'cause I'm much like a hunk

To the dark-skinned girls with funk in their trunk

Comin' from around the way

It's Del, better known as Dr. Bombay

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Every time I try to catch him, he's always runnin' away

Sing it, sing it, sing it

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time, and could you stay?

'Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

It's so funky

Large as a black woman's gluteus maximus

And the question everybody's askin' us

"Where'd you get your funk from?"

A brother named George and some 151s

So Let's Take It to the Stage, you suckas

I jam, and Mistadobalina eats Smuckers

Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphics

Now you know everything is terrific

Funk in the 1990s, that's ironic

So grab you a sack of that chronic

Down with Da Lench Mob, straight from the ghetto

But I'm under the sun in the meadow

Me and this Amazon sittin' on my lap

Butt so big, when she walk it claps

Doin' the hoochie coochie in the forest

Y'all know who I am so, girls, sing the chorus

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Every time I try to catch him, he's always runnin' away

Has anybody seen that?

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time, and could you stay?

'Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

Sing it, sing it, bitch

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Every time I try to catch him, he's always runnin' away

Dr. Bombay

Watch your wife, 'cause if your spouse calls

Del's gonna damn sure make a house call (Hello?)

You peeped out my drawers on your fence

I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints (Roof)

(What up, Doc?) Wait, it ain't cool to jock?

'Cause you're real far from a ballerina

So, ooh, ooh, Mistadobalina

Freeze, and get up off your knees

Everything that Dr. Bombay say

Is guaranteed to make your day

So, oops, upside your head

I like Club Med hangin' out with the dreads

And, girl, if you ain't got a germ

I won't hesitate to pull out my Funky Worm

But if you ain't down with Delvon

Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on (See ya)

'Cause I won't have fraudulent foes

Under my nose if you won't eighty-six the clothes

Get out my way, so I can save the day

'Cause I'm Dr. Bombay

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play (Mistadobalina)

Every time I try to catch him, he's always runnin' away (Peace to the Boogieman)

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time, and could you stay?

'Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day (I hate havin' to wait)

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Every time I try to catch him, he's always runnin' away

D-E-L and Hieroglyphics

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time, and could you stay?

'Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Every time I try to catch him, he's always runnin' away

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time, and could you stay?

'Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

Ice Cube and DJ Pooh

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Every time I try to catch him, he's always runnin' away

Dr. Bombay

Dr. Bombay