Dr. Bombay

Intro: Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay Yo, we got a patient in the front that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluttius maximus And she wanna know can you solve it... Verse One: Mistadobalina is a jack-ass, much like a donkey And I'ma pin the tail on the funky Has anybody seen Del? Head swelled Cause I get paid well, kickin much tail Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros You don't like it? Well you gots to kiss Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind I lose a fan but I'ma be fine Dr. Feelgood, didn't think I still could Make it funky real good Take it then I looped it Make you say -- GLORYHALLASTUPID! The Motorbooty make you shake your rump to the brand new D-Funk Take a chunk cause I'm much like a hunk to the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk Coming from around the way It's Del better known as Dr. Bombay Chorus: Dr. Bombay He don't stop and he don't play Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away (sing it, sing it, sing it) Dr. Bombay Could you find time and could you stay Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day (It's, so, funky!) Verse Two: Large as a black woman's gluttius maximus And the question everybody's asking us "Where'd you get your funk from" A brother named George and some 151's So Let's Take It To the Stage you suckers I jam, and Mistadobalina eats smut Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphic Now you know everything is terrific Funk in the 1990's that's ironic So grab you a sack of that chronic Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto But I'm under the sun in the meadow Me and Miss Amazon sittin on my lap Butt so big when she walk it clap Doin the hoochie coochie in the forest Y'all know who I am so girls sing the chorus Chorus: Dr. Bombay He don't stop and he don't play Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away (Has anybody seen that...) Dr. Bombay Could you find time and could you stay Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day (sing it, sing it, sing it) Dr. Bombay He don't stop and he don't play Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away (Dr. Bombay) Verse Three: Watch your watch, cause if your spouse calls Del's gonna damn sure make a house call (hello?) You peeped out my drawers on your fence I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints (woof) (Whattup Doc?) Wait, it ain't cool to jock Cause you're real far from a ballerina So ohhh ohhh, Mistadobalina Freeze, and get up off your knees Everything that Dr. Bombay say Is guaranteed to make your day So OOPS upside your head I like Club Med hangin out with the dreads And girl if you ain't got a germ I won't hesitate to pull out my Funky Worm But if you ain't down with Del funk Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on (see-ya!) Cause I won't have fraudulent foes under my nose, if you won't eighty-six the clothes Get out the way, so I can save the day Cause I'm Dr. Bombay Chorus: Dr. Bombay He don't stop and he don't play Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away (Peace to the Boogiemen) Dr. Bombay Could you find time and could you stay Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day (I hate having to wait) Dr. Bombay He don't stop and he don't play Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away (D-E-L and Hieroglyphics, hahahahaha) Dr. Bombay Could you find time and could you stay Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day Dr. Bombay He don't stop and he don't play Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away Dr. Bombay Could you find time and could you stay Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day (Ice Cube and DJ Pooh) Dr. Bombay He don't stop and he don't play Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away Dr. Bombay Dr. Bombay