B-b-baby, baby, why won't you let me be?
You're a major pain in the ass, and I don't need the hassle, can't you see?
Please, I need some peace of mind that I was hoping I would find
But you just kept a-buggin' 'til I was crawlin' under the rug and, baby, stressin'
Jump back, baby, back away
Get off my back, you monkey
You got my nerves jumpin' like a junkie today
Get it, hit it
Poison ivy, you come creepin' up right behind me
You make me itch, baby, you're so unkind (so unkind)
Poison, baby, you're a poison ivy
You make me itch, and I'm out of calamine (I'm all out of calamine)
So this is how you get your kicks, lickin' up everything after me
Baby, don't pet my dog and certainly don't mess with my birds or my bees
Jesus, I got a peeping Tom, and I was hopin' she was gone
But she just kept a-knockin' 'til I was crawlin' under a rock and, baby, stressin'
Jump back, baby, back away
Get off my back, you monkey
You got my nerves jumpin' like a junkie today
Get it, hit it
Poison ivy, you come creepin' up right behind me
You make me itch, baby, you're so unkind (so unkind)
Poison, baby, you're a poison ivy
You make me itch, and I'm out of calamine (I'm all out of calamine)
Poison ivy, you come creepin' up right behind me
You make me itch, baby, you're so unkind (so unkind)
Poison, baby, you're a poison ivy
You make me itch, and I'm out of calamine (I'm all out of calamine)
Poison ivy, you come creepin' up right behind me
You make me itch, baby, you're so unkind (so unkind)
Poison, baby, you're a poison ivy
You make me itch, and I'm out of calamine (I'm all out of calamine)
