Sweet Transvestite

How do you do, I

See you've met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung up by the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania, ha, ha

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Right

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that?

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania, ha, ha

Why don't you stay for the night?

Night

Or maybe a bite?

Bite

I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man, with blonde hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania, ha, ha

Hit it, hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite)

From Transsexual, Transylvania, ha, ha (Transylvania, ha, ha)

So, come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici-pation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So, I'll remove the cause

Mmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm

But not the symptom