Planet Schmanet Janet

I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice

You better wise up, Janet Weiss

Your apple pie don't taste too nice

You better wise up Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need

You're as sensual as a pencil

Wound up like an E or first string

When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block? Well, take my advice

You better wise up, Janet Weiss

The transducer will seduce ya

It's something you'll get used to

A mental mind fuck can be nice

Planet schmanet Janet

You better wise up Janet Weiss

You better wise up

Build your thighs up

You better wise up