Minnie the Moocher

Folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher

She was a red hot hoochie-coocher

She was the roughest, toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)

Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

Hey-ey-ey (hey-ey-ey)

She messed around with a bloke named Smokey

She loved him though he was kokey

He took her down to Chinatown

And he showed her how to kick the gong around

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)

Hey-ey-ey (hey-ey-ey)

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho (ho-ho-ho-ho-ho)

She had a dream about the king of Sweden

He gave her things, that she was needin'

He gave her a home built of gold and steel

A diamond car, with the platinum wheels

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-oh (ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-oh)

Skip-a-bibby-goop-a-bibby-give-a-bibby, bubly-bop

(Skip-a-bibby-goop-a-bibby-give-a-bibby, bubly-bop)

Ah-brr-iggy, brr-iggy, brr-iggy, haw (ah-brr-iggy, brr-iggy, brr-iggy, haw)

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses

Each meal she ate was a dozen courses

She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes

She sat around and counted them all a million times

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Oooh (ooh)

Hey-ey-ey (hey-ey-ey)

Oh-oh, oh-oh (oh-oh, oh-oh)

Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min