Barrier Reef

The empty bottle was half-empty

Tide was low and I was thirsty

I saw her sitting at the bar

Well, you know how some girls are

Always making eyes

Well, she wasn't making eyes

So I, saddled up beside her

Settled down and shouted, "Hi there"

"My name's Stewart Ransom Miller

I'm a serial lady killer"

She said, "I'm already dead"

And that's exactly what she said

So we tripped the lights fantastic

We was both made of elastic

Midnight came and midnight went

And I thought I was the President

She said, "Do you have a car?"

And I said, "Do I have a car?"

What's so great about the barrier reef?

What's so fine about art?

What's so good about a good times van?

When you're working on a broken, working on a broken

Working on a broken man

When you're working on a broken, working on a broken

Working on a broken man

My heart wasn't in it

Not for one single minute

I went through the motions with her

Her on top and me on liquor

Didn't do no good

Well, I didn't think it would

What's so great about the barrier reef?

Yeah, what's so fine about art?

What's so good about a good times van?

When you're working on a broken, working on a broken

Working on a broken man

When you're working on a broken, working on a broken

Working on a broken man

When you're working on a broken, working on a broken

Working on a broken man