Why Can't I Get a Guy

Everybody likes me

I'm everybody's friend

They say, "You're great girl—

On whom we can depend"

Now this should make me happy

But every night I cry

If I'm such a great girl

Why can't I get a guy?

All the boys come to me

Whenever they need help

With any little problem

That they can't solve themselves

But when I'm at a party

They always pass me by

If I'm such a great girl

Why can't I get a guy?

The teachers say I'm clever

The smartest girl in school

But when it comes to things like boys

I guess I'm just a fool

I wish that I were different

I wish that I could be

Like all my silly girlfriends

Who have more fun than me

I want a boy to kiss me

So much that I could die

If I'm such a great girl

Why can't I get a guy?

If I'm such a great girl

Why can't I get a guy?

Why can't I get a guy?

Why can't I get a guy?