The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman"

The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside

I took two steps and realized I've been taken for a ride

I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse

What could be worse?

Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse

The restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag

As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag

She sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag

I could tell, this just wouldn't be my day

What can I say?

It just wasn't turning out to be my day

The restroom door said gentleman and I would like to find

The crummy little CREEP who had the nerve to switch the signs

'Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind

Now I can't, sit with comfort and joy

Boy oh boy

Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy