Dr. Greenthumb

Hello, I am Dr. Greenthumb

Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed

And just can't find some anywhere?

Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips

I'll show you how to grow inside and out

From seed to clone

And the best homegrown

And if you're afraid of those pesky porkchoppers in the sky

No worries, we'll fix them too!

With one of our Dr. Greenthumb's sizzleine screens

To block the nosey pig's vision

Don't believe me? just ask one of my many satisfied clients here

Jed Sanders how well it works

He-he-hello my name is Jed and I'm a farmer

And I've been growin' mari-juwuana for about twenty years

And uh, uh, with Dr. Greenthumb's sizzleine screen

I don't have to point my shotgun at them pesky porkers no more

Thanks Dr. Green, you're the sh**

Yes, Dr. Greenthumb's got it all

I guarantee it, try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time

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Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields

The **** pigs with shields holdin' the blue steel

Greenhouse effect with the seat connect

DEA can't keep the green thumb in check

HPS God bless the whole crops

Please God don't let me see no cops

Trunkload ready to hit the highway

Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way

Or we gonna have big trouble that's no sh**

Can't be growing without no permit

But **** that I carried the two fifteen strip

That way when they come they can suck ****

We can't go without attention

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

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Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

People can't live without the herb man

If not they be drinkin' and drivin' and swervin'

But thanks to Dr. Greenthumb we grow

In the backyard or inside with hydro

Took the kush plant brushing with Tangerine Dream

Tasty blowing a **** smoke screen

Site goes to trees are constantly grown

Somebody give me the razor to cut clones

I'd like to stop but it feels so good

Twenty plants taking up my whole neighborhood

DEA never want to leave green alone

But never ever, ever gotta worry for my own

What that funny sound knocking at the door

Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more

Please don't follow me into the sun

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Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb 

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Out from the lab no need for rehab

If I can't drive then call me a cab

In my closet the **** trees are dried up

Like eight said ain't no place to hide out

I don't wanna find no **** weed from no cop

Get locked up and they close up my shop

That's why I buy no **** tree from no one

That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb

The scientifical mystical one

Growin' my crops with the rays of the sun

Come one come all and see how it's done

If you see the pigs there's no need to run

'Cause some of these chicks are down with Greenthumb

But you never know what be the outcome

You see the photo in the album

The **** seed is growin' like Miley ****

Look, I never told you where I was from

Some call me Real but I'm Dr. Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

I'd like to tell you just where I'm from

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb