Not Crying

So, you're leaving, I can tell

Because I can see you leaving

But if you're trying to break my heart

Your plan is flawed from the start

You can't break this heart, it's liquid

It melted when I met you

And as you leave, don't turn back to me

Don't turn around to see if I'm crying

I'm not crying

I'm not crying

It's just been raining on my face

And if you think you see some tear

Tracks down my cheeks

Please, please, don't tell my mates

I'm not crying

No, I'm not crying

And if I am crying

It's not 'cause of you

It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine

That you don't know, who is dyin'

That's right, dyin'

These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me

I've just been cutting onions

I'm making a lasagna

For one

Oh, I'm not crying

No, there's just a little bit of dust in my eye

It's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye

I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand

For your information, there's an inflammation

In my tear gland

I'm not upset because you left me this way

My eye's are just a little sweaty, today

They've been looking around and not searching for you

They've been looking for you

Even though I told them not to

These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy

I'm just laughing, ha ha ha-ha ha

I'm sitting at this table called love

Staring down at the irony of life

How come we've reached this fork in the road

And yet it cuts like a knife?

I'm not crying

I'm not crying

I'm not crying, yeah