Church

I went to church last Sunday

So I could sing and pray

But something quite unusual

It happened on that day

Church, it started right on time

Just like it does without a doubt

And everything was all just fine

Except when it came time to let us out

You know, the preacher, he kept preaching

He told us, "I have one more thing to say

Children, before you think of leaving

You'd better think about the Judgment Day"

Now everyone got nervous

Because everyone was hungry too

And everyone was wondering

What was the next thing he would do

And the preacher, he kept preaching

He said, "Now I'll remind you, if I may

You all better pay attention

Or I might decide to preach all day"

And now everyone was getting so hungry

And the old ones started feeling ill

And the weak ones started passing out

And the young ones, they could not sit still

And the preacher's voice rose higher

I snuck up to the balcony

And I crept into the choir

And I begged them, "Brothers, sisters, help me please"

I said when I give you a signal

I said when I raise up my hands

Won't you please join with me together?

And praise the Lord, I have a plan

And the preacher he kept preaching

Long is the struggle, hard the fight

And I prayed, "Father, please forgive me"

And then I stood up and with all my might

I sang

"To the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat

We've got some beans and some good cornbread

And I listened to what the preacher said

Now it's to the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat"

Yes and I did give a signal

Yes and I raised up my hands

And then joined with me the choir

Yes and every woman, child, and man

They sang

"To the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat

We've got some beans and some good cornbread

And I've listened to what the preacher said

Now it's to the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat"

And the preacher, he stopped preaching

And a hush, the church did fill

And then a great white dove from up above

Landed on the windowsill

And the dove flew down beside him

A fork appeared right in his hand

And with everybody watching

The preacher ate that bird right there and then

And now everyone got really nervous

And the preacher, he did start to glow

And as we watched on in disbelief

These were the words he spoke

He said, "Mama's in the kitchen

And she's been there all day

I know she's cooking something good

So let's bow our heads and pray"

And he sang

"To the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat

We've got some beans and some good cornbread

Now listen to what the preacher said

He said to the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat"

And the moral of this story

Children, it is plain but true

God knows if a preacher preaches long enough

Even he'll get hungry too

And he'll sing

"To the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat

We've got some beans and some good cornbread

Now listen to what the preacher said

He said to the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat

We've got some beans and some good cornbread

Now listen to what the preacher said

He said to the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat

We've got some beans and some good cornbread

Now listen to what the preacher said

He said to the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat

We've got some beans and some good cornbread

Now listen to what the preacher said

He said to the Lord let praises be

It's time for dinner now, let's go eat

We've got some beans and some good cornbread

Now listen to what the preacher said"