I'm Gonna Catch Me a Rat

Somebody's been a'stealin all my sugar

Somebody's been a'settin in my chair

Somebody's been a smokin my cigarettes cuz I see butts everywhere

I'm gonna set me a trap

I'm gonna catch me a rat

Somebody's been a messin with my puppy

Somebody left it cryin on the mat

Somebody musta touched it with "whammy hand"

Cuz he looks just like a cat!

I'm gonna set me a trap

I'm gonna catch me a rat

Somebody went and painted my parlour blue

They've been foolin with the kitchen too

Somebody went and painted my bathroom red

They even been a foolin with the bed!

Somebody's been a messin with my puppy

Somebody left it cryin on the mat

Somebody musta touched it with "whammy hand"

Cuz he looks just like a cat!

I'm gonna set me a trap

I'm gonna catch me a rat

I'm gonna set me a trap

I'm gonna catch me a rat