Hang On St. Christopher

Hang on St. Christopher through the smoke and the oil

Buckle down the rumble seat, let the radiator boil

Got an overhead downshift and a two-dollar grill

Got an '85 cabin on an '85 hill

Hang on St. Christopher on the passenger side

Open it up, tonight the devil can ride

Hang on St. Christopher with a barrelhouse dog

Kick me up Mt. Baldy, throw me out in the fog

Tear a hole in the jackpot, drive a stake through his heart

Do a hundred on the grapevine, do a jump on the start

Hang on St. Christopher now, don't let me go

Get me to Reno and bring it in low, yeah

Hang on St. Christopher with the hammer to the floor

Put a hi-ball in the crank case, nail a crow to the door

Get a bottle for the jockey, gimme a 294

There's a 750 Norton bustin' down January's door

Hang on St. Christopher on the passenger side

Open it up, at night the devil can ride

Hang on St. Christopher, now don't let me go

Get to me Reno, got to bring it in low

Put my baby on the flat car, got to burn down the caboose

Get 'em all jacked up on whiskey, then we'll turn the mad dog loose

Hang on St. Christopher on the passenger side

Open it up, tonight the devil can ride

Oh yeah, oh yeah