Italian Leather Sofa

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island

And she doesn't care

Just as long as his ship's coming in

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island, oh no

They laugh, they make money

He's got a gold watch

She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts

That bounce on his Italian leather sofa

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's a good man

She doesn't care

Just as long as she still has her friends, oh no

Yeah, she doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island

They laugh, they make money

He's got a gold watch

She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts

That bounce on his Italian leather sofa

She's got a serrated edge

That she moves back and forth

It's such a simple machine

She doesn't have to use force

When she gets what she wants

She puts the rest on a tray in a zip-lock bag

She's got a serrated edge

That she moves back and forth

It's such a simple machine

She doesn't have to use force

When she get what she wants

She puts the rest on a tray in a zip-lock bag

In the freezer

Oh no, she doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island, oh no

She doesn't care

Just as long as his ship's coming in

(All right here it comes, here it comes)

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island, oh no

They laugh, they make money

He's got a gold watch

She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts

That bounce on his Italian leather sofa