Short Skirt/Long Jacket

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that cut

And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations

Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the facility and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

I want a girl who gets up early (Gets up early)

I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late)

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (Uninterrupted)

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack

She is touring the facility and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (Smooth liquidation)

I want a girl with good dividends (Good dividends)

At Citibank we will meet accidentally (Meet accidentally)

We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest

She wants a car that will get her there

She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen

She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket