Missionary Man

Well, I was born an original sinner,

I was born from original sin

And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done

There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin

My mother told me good, my mother told me strong

She said, "Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong

But there's just one thing that you must understand"

You can fool with your brother

But don't mess with a missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man

Oh, the missionary man, he's got god on his side

He's got the saints and apostles backin' up from behind

Black eyed looks from those bible books

He's a man with a mission, got a serious mind

There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree

The missionary man he was followin' me

He said "Stop what you're doing

Get down upon your knees

I've got a message for you that you better believe

Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe

Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe

Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe

Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe

Believe, believe

Well, I was born an original sinner,

I was born from original sin (Original sin)

And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done

There'd be a mountain of money, money, money, money,

Money, money, money, money, money,

Money, money, money, money, money,

Money, money, money

Don't ask, we're in the know

Oh, baby

(Don't mess with a missionary man)

Leave him alone now

(Missionary man)

Don't you mess with him, no, no

(Missionary man)

(Missionary man)

Don't mess with a missionary man

(Don't you mess with that man)

(Missionary man)