Beer or Gasoline

Two dollars shy of a five-dollar bill

Last mile, I pushed my truck uphill

About hurt me

I left my truck by the pump right where I parked it

Walked through the doors of the last-chance market

Have mercy, I was thirsty

The guy behind the counter said, "What's it gonna be?"

I said, "I don't know man, you tell me"

It's a gallon of gas or a cold six-pack

One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack

Makes life complicated when it costs the same

Hell, it ain't no fun to do without one

But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run

It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean

It's either beer of gasoline

I could feel that video camera watch me

Checkin' out the sale on the Old Milwaukee

Mmm, three bucks to my name

That cooler had every brand known to man

Tall boys, bottles and aluminum cans

Oh, what a shame

And it's gettin' pretty bad when you finally discover

It all comes down to either one or the other

It's a gallon o' gas or a cold six-pack

One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack

Makes life complicated when it costs the same

Hell, it ain't no fun to do without one

But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run

It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean

It's either beer of gasoline

I can see where this is headed

And I'm tired of talkin'

A cold beer, unleaded

Hell, I'm walkin'

It's a gallon o' gas or a cold six-pack

One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack

Makes life complicated when it costs the same

Hell, it ain't no fun to do without one

But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run

It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean

It's either beer of gasoline

A beer or gasoline

It's a gallon o' gas or a cold six-pack

One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack

Now it ain't no fun to do without one

But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run

It's either beer of gasoline