Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen
Let's bring on Jackie's mum's maiden
How do you do?
Wait a minute son, would you take my ornament please
Jet's story anyway, I'm still around right thing
Oh, ain't he nice
Totally will, I am old
Oh you are so nice
If you were a little bit younger
You and me will hit it off pretty good
Oh I am so glad to see you uh
As glad as cold as it was
Don't you know I had to come all the way to Chicago
To get the blue
That day, grand me I gonna have two doctors
And i ain't think they had me done
The more medicine I take, the worse I feel
So I decided to what I'm going to do
I'm going to get a nice young 19 year old boy
Liar, ha, ha
But I'm no scaredo, I'm want a man
You got to be young and have some sense
You get what I mean
I can't lose the scram on no circumstances
You did, ah bless your heart
Ah, I am glad to see you all
Oh, look who here, hello there, how are you?
Is that your wife you are with?
Or you are just having a nice time?
Good, good, good
I heard one drunk say to the other
If we had not been in that bed together
We wouldn't have been in this jam today
Written by: Moms Mabley