Dirty Deeds

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head

He's givin' you the blues

You wanna graduate, but not this bad

Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone, I'm always home

Call me any time

Just ring, three, six, two, four, three, five, oh

I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap, ay, ay

If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps on naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone, and leave it alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee, I'm happy to be

Your night-time plan

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, yeah,  done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap, oh

Done dirt cheap