The Poop Song

When you poop, it smells like a poop

And sometimes it's solid, but sometimes it's goop

When you poop, well, what you eat's in your poop

If you eat alphabet soup, you just might poop the word 'poop'

Pooping is fun when you sit on the potty

Relax your body and smell your own poop

Pooping's not fun when you poop in your pants

Or you poop in somebody else's pants

When you poop, well, then your pee's in the loop

You can pee without pooping, but you pee when you poop

Grandpa said, "Oops," as he sat on the stoop

'Cause he had too much prune juice and that makes you poop

Pooping is fun alone

Pooping is safe at home

Pooping can make you moan

Poop is a palindrome

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

Pooping is fun when you sit on the potty

Relax your body and smell your own poop

Pooping's not fun when you poop in your pants

Or you poop in somebody else's pants

When you poop, it smells like a poop

And when you're a baby, your diapers will droop

When you poop, well, what you eat's in your poop

If you eat alphabet soup, you just might poop the word poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop

P-O-O-P, poop, P-O-O-P, poop