Said No Country Boy Ever

I wish I never caught nothin' every time I went fishin'

I wish all I hit was rock every time I went diggin'

Yeah, I wish I had to work harder to make a dollar to make a livin'

I wish grandmomma never taught momma how to fry chicken

Said no country boy ever since we been around

Said no country boy ever since beer's been iced down

I wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long

So damn long

Said no country boy, country boy ever

Oh, I wish huntin' season just never came around

And they'd paved every dirt road outside of every small town

I wish they'd turn it off when ol' Haggard came on

That's a lot

I'm sad I got so many guns and I'm glad Earnhart's gone

Said no country boy ever since we been around

Said no country boy ever since beer's been iced down

I wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long

So damn long

Said no country boy

Country boy ever

Well, I want my truck lower and I want a little less land

And now ain't a good time to crack this here can

None a that's news

Tell 'em, hoss

Said no country boy ever since we been around

Said no country boy ever since the tractor and the plow

I wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long

So damn long

Oh, said no country boy, country boy ever

Country boy, country boy ever

Oh, oh, country boy ever

Country boy ever

Country boy ever

Said no country boy, country boy ever

Not these country boys