A Woman Like You

Last night, out of the blue

Driftin' off to the evening news

She said, "Honey, what would you do

If you'd of never met me?"

I just laughed, said "I don't know"

I could take a couple guesses though

And then tried to dig real deep

Said, "Darling honestly, ha

I'd do a lot more offshore fishin'

Probably eat more drive-thru chicken

Take a few strokes off my golf game

If I'd of never known your name

I'd still be driving that old green Nova

I probably never would have heard of yoga

I'd be a better football fan

But if I was a single man

Alone and out there on the loose

Well I'd be looking for a woman like you"

Well I could tell that got her attention

So I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention

I wouldn't trade a single day

For a hundred years the other way"

She just smiled and rolled her eyes

'Cause she's heard all of my lines

I said, "C'mon on girl, seriously

If I hadn't been so lucky

I'd be, shootin' pool in my bachelor pad

Playing bass in my cover band

Restocking up cold Bud Light

For poker every Tuesday night, yeah

I'd have a dirt bike in the shed

Not one throw pilla' on the bed

I'd keep my cash in a coffee can

But if I was a single man

Alone and out there on the loose

Well I'd be looking for a woman like you"

She knows what a mess I'd be if I didn't have her here

But to be sure

I whispered in her ear

"You know I get sick deep-sea fishin'

And you make the best fried chicken

I got a hopeless golf game

I love the sound of your name

I might miss that old green Nova

But I love watchin' you do yoga

I'd take a gold band on my hand

Over being a single man

'Cause honestly I don't know what I'd do

If I'd never met a woman like you"