Geezer

I met Janine at a jam sesh, her dad was a dick

Their house was radioactive, but I slept in it

I said, "Damn, back then you used to be my right hand"

What happened?

She said, "Dad, you got old and then you ruined my plans"

That's what happened

He works on a production line, he's got lines on his face

He hasn't been around that long, he's just old for his age

And you remind me of him time to time, before he gained all that weight

He won't be around much longer, he's gettin' old for his age

I almost missed my first handjob, was ten minutes late

Our home team missed by a landslide, but I made out great

I mean, damn, much better than my right hand

But what happened? (Yeah, yeah-yeah)

I said, "Wait, back then I thought you had some big plans"

But who crashed them?

She ain't get accepted where the teacher recommended (Uh-oh)

She still makin' coffee at the age of thirty-seven (Uh-oh)

I know it's a small town, but the mall now looks small now

I guess the lesson is never let your guard down

Banks put up the buildings and your parents build the fences

Please don't stay behind them in your mid-twenties

You way more special than what that neighborhood is givin'

You way more special, bitch, you way more special

The way it's goin', I'ma make a livin' shovelin' asphalt

But it's not my fault, it's my dad's fault, man

He works on a production line, he's got lines on his face

He hasn't been around that long, he's just old for his age

And you remind me of him time to time, before he gained all that weight

He won't be around much longer, he's gettin' old for his age