Where It's At

There's a destination a little up the road

From the habitations, and the towns we know

A place we saw the lights turn low

The jigsaw jazz, and the get-fresh flow

Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts

Two turntables and a microphone

Bottles and cans, and just clap your hands

And just clap your hands

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

Take me home with my elevator bones

That was a good drum break

Pick yourself up off the side of the road

With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones

Members only hypnotizers

Move through the room like ambulance drivers

Shine your shoes with your microphone blues

Hirsutes with your parachute flutes

Passing the dutchie from coast to coast

Like my man Gary Wilson (I rock the most)

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

What about those who swing both ways? AC-DC's?

Let's make it out, baby

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

"We're all part of the total syndrome"

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

Oh, dear me, make-out city's a two-horse town

"That's beautiful, Dad"

Got my microphone

There's a destination a little up the road

From the habitations and the towns we know

A place we saw the lights turn low

jigsaw jazz, and the get-fresh flow

Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts

Two turntables and a microphone

Bottles and cans, and just clap your hands

And just clap your hands

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at

I got two turntables and a microphone

I got plastic on my mind

Make it out, baby

Let's make it

Let's make it out, baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ah-ooh

Telephone plastic, baby

Ah, so good

Oh, yeah

Let's play good

Ow, ow, ow, ow