KEEP IT COOL

So you tripped and fell into her bed by accident

What an unusual, but re-occuring incident

Performance lasts a minute but the scars are permanent

Funny how you told the city it's coincident

Guess baguette wasn't all that you ate in France

I heard dessert was nicely stored inside of her pants

Funny how you twist a knife and then wreck all my plans

Come and show your fangs

I could keep it cool, I could act my age

But there slips the loser from my lips through your face

I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste

But I can't help it, you son of grace

I try to be cool

Broke my heart, but it's cool

Fell apart, but it's cool

We once kissed French

Now we're not even friends

I wish you the best, wink, wink, fingers crossed

How could I have to draw the lines I already drew and you crossed

Keep the heart pitch black and the sharp teeth flossed

Bite me, I'm the greatest fucking thing that you've lost

I'm so mature I stopped wishing that you were dead

'Cause then you wouldn't have to live with what you could have had

You don't get to cry after sleeping with the alphabet

I surely wasn't on your mind when she gave you head

I could keep it cool, I could act my age

But there slips the loser from my lips through your face

I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste

But I can't help it, you son of grace

I try to be cool

Broke my heart, but it's cool

Fell apart, but it's cool

We once kissed French

Now we're not even friends

You think all of this is funny, here's a punchline

Baby, your genetics scream receding hairline

I'm so calm, so collected

Or maybe I'm just not

All my fingers, redirected

Now the middle one's on spot

I could keep it cool, I could act my age

But there slips the loser from my lips through your face

I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste

But I can't help it, you son of grace

I try to be cool

Broke my heart, but it's cool

Fell apart, but it's cool

We once kissed French

Now we're not even friends

I'm so glad this is off my chest

I'm gonna do another one