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I bow-wow-wow, yippy-O, yippy-A

To the funk, punk, I put you in my trunk

Like a Goodfella, I'm a good speller

Yet I get retarded like Hellen Keller

Take it, I'll kick it, better I'll flick it

Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers

Like Tina Turner, I'm a fast learner

Earning up my wealth, now I go for self

Like Barney Rubble, who's always in trouble

I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble

Like a quarterback, think I outta smack

Wack MCs who think they're all of that

I bow-wow-wow, yippy-O, yippy-A to the funk

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It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso

Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskell

Yet I'm not the Beaver or Sigourney Weaver

I'll bust a stunt punk like Colt Seavers

Then do the polka, I'm iller than the Joker

I'm not mediocre, like almond mocha

I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill

You'll be funked, just like Fire Marshall Bill

'Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazzard

I'll shatter you, kid, if you step, punk bastard

Zero, weirdo, the funk superhero

Yeah, you scare me, just like a scarecrow

I bow-wow-wow, yippy-O, yippy-A to the funk

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Eenie, meenie, I funk like Houdini

No, I run shit, punk, like Mussolini

I'm skinny, kid like me dreams of teeny bikinis

Ralph rocks a beanie

Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson

Bring your crew, punk, cut you in fractions

Action packed, wanna come back

On the drunk track, sharp like a thumbtack

I'm in the Congos, I chill like Tonto

When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto

'Cause I bow-wow-wow, yippy-O, yippy-A to the funk

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