The Funkiest

It was the voice of a courageous explorer

A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's knowledge

And the expansion of his horizons

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Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it

My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it

I'm iller than a porno, I got skills like Zorro

Who's Perry Como? Tomorrow, tomorrow

Like orphan Annie, yo, it's the uncanny

Doobie with bonafide funk for your fanny

Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim?

Brrr, stick 'em, and boogers, I flick 'em

I'm guilty, Your Honor, I rock like Nirvana

So fuck a piranha, just like Jeffrey Dahmer

I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs, ice 'em

You'll step to the Son, then I'll fuck you guys up, we're the

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Ring around the rosie to the funk, you punk

I flip, smacks, and paddy wack, and does all that junk

But watch how many scram, they're sweet, like candied yams

But I freak the style, like if I was Handiman

Uh-oh, um, I think we're in trouble

'Cause girls call me Dumbo and guys wanna rumble

Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman

The action-packed rhyming, like, uh, Simon & Simon

Binaca, word, the funk, it smell like turd

'Cause Mommy will buy you a mockingbird

Mary's quite contrary, taking out these fairies

Eatin' up they asses, like Tom did Jerry, we're the

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Breakdown, yo, son, kick that shit

Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater

You know I kicks flavor just like Velveeta

I'll scream like Aretha, so follow the leader

From here to Medina like Sarafina

I yell hallelujah, then plan like Lex Luthor

To mastermind the funkin', do you, do you?

The crazy, ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler

I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler, we're the

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