SPACE WIFE (HMMMUTHAFUNKAS) [Live from Cactus Club Cafe ATX]

10 am moon walk into the office boss is sitting in my chair

In his arms, He holds my future, unaware, I said “whatcha got there”

He leans forward, shakes a cubic yard of drywall from his hair,

Says I’ve been banging my head against the wall I built around triumph and despair

I said “Wow, How esoteric; but I don’t see why I should care!”

And He says “hmm motherfuckers like you ought gotta wanna know why you you should care”

And I’m Like ………..”WHAT”

what does that mean

And he Says “hmm motherfuckers like you oughta gotta wanna know what that should mean and I’m like……

"okay"

then he burst into a cloud of bats and dissipated

So I get home a lightyear later after my daily interstellar commute

My astral projected space wife is already chopping at my roots

So i pour myself a diethylamide and send it down the chute

and as I’m waiting for the fireworks, I wonder what else is there to do

but to login to the supersonic collective ultra consciousness chat room

Thats when wifey walks back in to say "I kind of like when you’re confused"

"I'm Horny! and I'm angry and there no other worthwhile pursuits"

"So I’m gonna walk right up to you and show you the only truth that’s absolute"

She cuts off her tongue with rusty shears, puts it in my ear

And I’m like “damn that was kind of hot, but it was also pretty fucking weird”

And she goes “hmmmefvbjvjkbnjkdsnbkjsbkjsbvjksbvjbvksbskvjdb”

And I’m like…….”WHAT”

What does that mean

and she’s like “ you never listen to me”

And Im like, “hmm mother fuckers like you oughta gotta wanna know what that should mean”

and she’s like……..”OH”

”OH”

”OH

”OH”

”OH”