Why Lost Items Get the Blues

Every now and then

I drift away

For lack of an affordable place to stray

Every time the tide throws me back on the sand

Of a seashore in Thailand

Every time a twin gets confused

Every time a love dies on the news

Every time I lack a better excuse

For why lost items get the blues

Every now and then

I'll need to hold your hand

I'm a just a lonely glove

Shat on by a dove

And all I understand

Is the warmth of your hand

I'm just a lonely glove

Found by you

My love

Every time I park

Three blocks away

For lack of a home and a proper driveway

Every time I lose my car on the lot

Or my train of thought

Every time a twin gets confused

Every time a love dies on the news

Every time I lack a better excuse

For why lost items get the blues

Every now and then

I'll need to hold your hand

I'm a just a lonely glove

Shat on by a dove

And all I understand

Is the warmth of your hand

I'm just a lonely glove

Worn by you

My love

Every time a twin gets confused

Every time a love dies on the news

Every time I lack a better excuse

For why lost items get the blues

Why lost items get the blues

Why they never make the news