The Bed Was Comfier in Hell

It may come as a surprise

Love's not the man he used to be

He's wearing a seven fold tie

And he's looking down on me

It may sound like a white lie

When I say I found him by the lake

The truth is I left it there to die

Along with the groom on the wedding cake

We're all watching the sunrise

When we get caught in a heavy rain

I booked a room in paradise

But the bed was comfier in Hell

It may come as a surprise

Hell's not the man I thought he'd be

He's a woman with droopy eyes

And he's going down on me

It may sound a little sad

When lust is all there is to see

Once love was left out and went bad

From taking himself too seriously

We're all watching the sunrise

When we get caught in a heavy rain

I booked a room in paradise

But the bed was comfier in hell

I was watching the sunrise

When I got hit by the midnight train

The hospital bed was of a decent size

The doctors said

That It's not that bad

That I could go home tonight

But I don't want to

Get well