Tequila

Hey bartender,

Do you think it’s too early to start an all night bender

Just asking for a friend, sir

Hey bartender,

I got some things on my mind I would no longer like to remember

So I’m here to surrender

To the man I hear’s an expert on the broken hearted,

Is 20 enough to get the therapy started?

With a margarita,

And just a splash of lime

I’ma need more space in that glass of mine

To fit all my heartache, all our history

And drown ‘em both in something colder than she did me,

Hit me with a little less sour

Give me something stronger to forget about her

Pour me what ya got to make a broke heart heal up

On second thought fill this cup with tequila

Hey bartender,

Keep this phone behind the bar ‘cause there’s no telling what I’ll send her

But I’ll probably offend her

Hey bartender,

The last thing I need is another reason for them to defend her,

Man even some of my friends were

Oh and here’s an extra hundred so when things get bad,

You can carry me out and throw me in a cab...

With another margarita,

And just a splash of lime

I’ma need more space in that glass of mine

To fit all my heartache, all our history

And drown ‘em both in something colder than she did me,

Hit me with a little less sour

Give me something stronger to forget about her

Pour me what ya got to make a broke heart heal up

On second thought fill that cup with tequila

I don’t want it on the rocks I’m already feeling rough

Don’t need nothin on the rim cuz I’m salty enough

I don’t wanna talk about it ain’t got nothin to say

I just wanna hang out with my man Jose!

And this margarita,

With just a splash of lime

Buddy leave more space in that glass of mine

To fit all my heartache

All our history

And drown ‘em both in something colder than she did me

Hit me with a little less sour

Give me something stronger to forget about her

Pour me what ya got to make a broke heart heal up

On second thought, fill that cup with tequila

Oh, Tequila

Thats all I need, sir