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Half Man Half Biscuit - Horror Clowns Are Dickheads [Official Art Track]
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit
Performer
Nigel Blackwell
Nigel Blackwell
Guitar
Neil Crossley
Neil Crossley
Background Vocals
Carl Henry
Carl Henry
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Nigel Blackwell
Nigel Blackwell
Composer
Neil Crossley
Neil Crossley
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit
Producer
Chris Taylor
Chris Taylor
Producer

Lyrics

Horror clowns are dickheads, you know it's true
And if you have a phobia of them, you're a dickhead too
Chainsaw wielding evil freaks who chase you through the station
Or just some boring no accounts with no imagination
Horror clowns are dickheads, you know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them, you're a dickhead too
Mother Mary meek and mild got lost at Farmageddon
Toe to toe with Pennywise she's kicked his fuzzy head in
Singing:
Horror clowns are dickheads, you know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them, you're a dickhead too
Don't go worrying and don't be wary
They have never been remotely scary
Hardly M.R. James, hardly Edgar Allen Poe
Get a decent mob together, they don't wanna know
Oh, horror clowns are dickheads, you know it's true
And if you have a phobia of them, you're a dickhead too
Yeah you're a dickhead too
Yeah you'rrrrrrrrre
Written by: Neil Crossley, Nigel Blackwell

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