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Half Man Half Biscuit - Dickie Davies Eyes [Official Audio]
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Half Man Half Biscuit
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Nigel Blackwell
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Composer
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Mention the Lord of the Rings
Just once more
And I'll more than likely kill you
"Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael, Moorcock" you fervently moan
Is this a wok
That you've shoved down my throat
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily
Like London Planetarium
Chorus:
And all those people who you romantically
Like to still believe are alive
Are dead!
So I'll wipe my snot
On the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the wall
God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake!
But then I guess you wouldn't let me
Into heaven
Or maybe you would 'cause their adverts promote oral sex
A Romany bint in a field
With her paints
Suggesting we faint at her beauty
But she's got Dickie Davies Eyes!
Chorus x 2
Written by: Nigel Blackwell

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