Tough Luck

Are you tired?

I can tell that you're tired

Your eyes turn gray

You beg me to be silent

You said I can't read your mind

But I'm reading it just fine

You think you're so misunderstood

The black cat of your neighborhood

Tough luck

My boy, your time is up

I'll break it first, I've had enough

Of waiting till you lie and cheat

Just like you did to the actress before me

Oops, she doesn't even know

You won't be missed, I'm glad to see you go

Tough luck, tough luck

Since we're spilling secrets

Does your mother even know?

Mother even know

You demoralized, effaced me

Just to feed your frail ego

When you're screaming at the TV

Cussing out opposing football teams

You said I'd never understand

The things that make a man a man

Tough luck

My boy, your time is up

I'll break it first, I've had enough

Of waiting till you lie and cheat

Just like you did to the actress before me

Oops, she doesn't even know

You won't be missed, I'm glad to see you—

I should congratulate thee for

So nearly convincing me

I'm not quite as smart as I seem

That I'm a loudmouthed nobody

My accent and music are dumb

Your tattoos are no better, hun

The proof says you're tragic as fuck

The truth is that's just tough, tough luck

Tough, tough luck

Tough, tough luck

Tough luck

My boy, your time is up

I'll break it first, I've had enough

Of waiting till you lie and cheat

Just like you did to the actress before me

Oops, she doesn't even know

You won't be missed, I'm glad to see you go