Working for a Dumbass Blues

Well I hate my stupid life this world is making me sick,

My love life’s in the shitter and my boss is a dick

I try real hard I give it all I’ve got

I know that I can kill it if he’ll give me a shot

I’ve done my time, I paid my dues

But now I got them thoroughly disgusting

low down ball busting, working for a dumb-ass blues.

I took this stupid job just a year ago

but my bosses don’t respect me and they think I’m a ho

They’re always hitting on me with a sexual flirt

every time I sit down they try to look up my skirt

The office was a circus and they all smelled like booze

but now I got them thoroughly disgusting

Down right ball busting, working for a creepy, classless, clueless, lecherous dumb-ass blues.

Who in the hell do they think that they are

and how in the hell have they gotten this far.

I know there’s a place where I belong

If I could find a boss who doesn’t ask me

to straddle his dong, his wretched dong.

I came to California just to be a rock star

and in a short amount of time I got pretty damm far

sold out shows and my songs were a hit

but I never thought the music business would take a big shit

digital downloads killed my plan

to be a real successful artist and a popular man

I always was a winner never though I’d lose

but now I got them thoroughly disgusting

low down ball busting, working for a disrespectful asshole who never had any ambition, so he doesn’t understand my drive & passion, so he rides my ass to make my life miserable, because secretly he’s jealous of my creativity but he never had the balls to pursue his dream & took the safe way out and married some frumpy average woman who squeezed out his ugly ass kids, and she bosses him around like a little bitch, and has his balls in her purse, and now he’s stuck in his miserable pathetic life of pointless mediocrity, so now he treats everyone like crap thinking he’s the shit but he’s really just a fucking dumb-ass blues.

Yea I got them thoroughly disgusting, lowdown ball busting working for a dumb-ass blues.

Just because you’re rich, don’t mean you have any class, so take this stupid job & stick it right up your ass! FUUUUUCK YOU!!!! Please die now.