You turned your life into a movie
Ah the camera's on
And you won't go anywhere
Without your flimsy tripod and
Oh he looks like a perfect lead
Perfect chemistry at the table read
And I won't make it to
The denouement or the credits screen
We turn our friends into actors
Oh you better get off book
And don't you delineate from what I think makes the story good
We'll say the perfect things
Perfect metaphor and simile
And I'm including you when I'm thanking the academy
We were never ones to take direction
The set's a mess and all the crew has tension with each other
All for what - exposure, an honorable mention?
We turned our life into a movie ah ha the camera's on
And you won't go anywhere
I can't take you anywhere
He looks like a perfect lead
Perfect chemistry at the table read
And I won't make it too
I won't make it too
