Domestic Error

I didn't know the world was ending

I didn't know God's wrath was next

I never seen that many trolls down a rabbit hole

Until I went and logged into X

I asked the man what to do with my fingers

And the man didn't disappoint

He said, "I'll tell you a story

Look at that minority and point, point, point"

If peace ain't pulling a profit

And love ain't making a buck

It takes two to tango

If they need a bad guy the man's gonna make one up

Man tamed down the horse

In that he saw no error

So he did the chickens and pigs

And the cows, and then

He domesticated terror

And the snowball kept a' rolling

And we can't seem to get it to stop

They're trying law and order and securing the borders

But our own field grows the crop

If I ever want to see that flag up high

I'm gonna have to cut the pole in half

'Cause most of the time, most of our lives

It's been flying down at half mast

Hotels, casinos and spaceships

Teslas and tunnels are fine

Folks get too close to the big White House

And they lose their goddamn minds

Then the Navy Seal came to me

He said, "Boy, I'm gonna tell you the news"

I said, "Aren't you CIA?"

He said, "I used to, I used to but I still do too"

So we chewed our creatine gummies

And I wondered if he was lying

I said, "What do you know about Vegas?"

He said, "What do you know about dying?"

He said, "It's gonna be a bloody '25"

He said, "There's gonna be some loss of life"

He gave me a one time code for ten percent off

Blue Chews and collagen peptides

Hotels, casinos and spaceships

Teslas and tunnels are fine

Folks get too close to the big White House

And they lose their goddamn minds

Then a man in a big white hat came

He said, "Buddy, I'm gonna fix it

You're gonna keep all your rights and sleep good at night"

And he was buttering up my biscuits

He said, "Life is like a box of chocolates

But you should really only eat meat"

I told him I had my doubts but the man had gout

And that was more than I could say for me

He sent me a PDF

He said, "Check the box down here"

There was a user agreement and I didn't read it

Now he's listening through my ears

Hotels, casinos and spaceships

Teslas and tunnels are fine

Folks get too close to the big White House

And they lose their goddamn minds