Red

I got a red house and a red car

Runs on big red batteries

Used to be blue 15 minutes ago

But then turned red just for me

I got me a red horse and I ride it

I got some blue friends, they're the best

Used to ride around the world on a big jet plane

They call "The Lolita Express"

I got a red tie and it's ten miles long

And it matches my red hat

I got me a red bird, and a red fish

A red dog and a red cat

And I got me a red pen, and I use it

I got a big red chainsaw too

My red friend likes that white powder

It makes his arms do weird salutes

When the war gets here

We're all gonna hold hands

All the Baptists and the Catholics

All the Marxists and the Fascists

When the war gets here

We're gonna get on the level

Everyone will look a little bit nicer

When you finally meet the Devil

I had a red talk on a red day

Looking for a "thank you" dressed in blue

If you want to win the war, my friend

You know you better wear a suit

I got me a red bulldog, technocratic

Bootstrap-tugging buddy

He wrote an elegy for a people he don't know

And it ain't funny

There's a deep swamp and I'll drain it

For my people are in danger

Who would've ever thought the Deep State

Were the National Park rangers?

I got some red pills and a bottle

I got black and blue ones too

All the pills are all the same

The illusion is you choose

When the war gets here

We're all gonna hold hands

All the cowboys and the hippies

Put away their strange misgivings

When the war gets here

We're gonna get on the level

Everyone will look a little bit nicer

When you finally meet the Devil

When the king's cut friend and foe

And every nation knows his wrath

When he's dead in 15 years

We'll be here and they'll be back

When we're all hung out to dry

By our saviour technocrats

It won't matter if you're neocon

Or a maga Democrat

When the war gets here

We're all gonna hold hands

All the Baptists and the Catholics

All the Marxists and the Fascists

When the war gets here

We're gonna get on the level

Everyone will look a little bit nicer

When you finally meet the Devil, oh