Luck of Lucien

Brother, brother, brother Lucien, you're like no other

Listen very close 'cause I don't like to boast

Instead I tell the tale of a French who prevailed

Thought the Mr. Crazy Rabbits were always on his tail

Rent ain't on sale, your roomie starts to wail

Get caught with stolen goods then you will go to jail

If you go to jail then who will pay the bail?

Deport you back to France on a ship with a sail

Escargot—Lucien, you eat snails?

(Hey yo, Tip, what's wrong with snails?)

From the Zulu nation, from a town called Paris (Yeah)

Came to America to find liberty (Uh, huh)

Instead of finding pleasure, all you found was misery (Mm-mm)

But listen, Lucien, you have a friend in me (Word)

Oh, luck, luck'll drive your butt batty (Yeah)

Next time you get some wheels, make it a Caddy

In terms of doing good, I know you wish you really could

But listen brother man, I really think you can (Mm-hm)

Succeed with the breed of the brothers who've your back (Yeah)

It's the crème de la crème and you could vouch for that

It'll take a Minute Rice, so take my advice

Trust in us thus you trust in your life

Lucien, Lucien, Lucien, Lucien

You should know (Word)

Are you ready, Lu? This one is for you

Coming from a true blue, fits like a shoe

"¿Cómo está usted?" or "Comment allez-vous ?"

Lucien, I'll leave it up to you

(Voulez-vous rendez-vous?)

(Coucou les poupous)

Watch that last, gonna backlash fast

Can you get a grip on the crackhead dip?

Sold you a paper bag, guess he saw you comin'

VCR from a neck bone bummin'

Ten dollars, brother, he was hummin' and strummin'

Only had twenty, he was livin' like he slummin'

Gave him the money, well, I thought that was somethin'

Looking like a kid who was lost in crumbin'

Don't worry about a thing, I won't get specific

This is a song that is long and prolific

Think of the stuff that I said, if you can

Figure it out, compute, understand

No problemo, I'll help you with your demo

If you go to the store for me

Lucien, I'm just kidding

You should know

You gotta get a grip on the missions you be takin'

Not so much the mission but you got crazy ignition

Sure the sugar babies wanna give you a chance

With the French 'savoir faire' and the sexy glance

But is she really fly or is she a guy?

I won't ask why 'cause I know that you try

You try too hard, is that the answer to the riddle?

Instead of doing so much, why don't you do just a little?

Boy, what a cat, I guess we shouldn't treat him bad

In fact, it would be nice if we understood him, right?

A case of positioning the feet in the shoes

Sympathetic reason in the case of the blues

Lucien is blue, even though he's really brown

I had to make the sound, his life is too profound

On the up and up he's something like a little pup

Young and naive, it's hard to believe

As long as you're strong you can quest with the Questers

Jolly like a jumping bean or a jester

Lucien, Lucien, Lucien, Lucien

You should know