Modern Romance

I put an ad In a local paper

'Modern woman, seeking modern man'

I've collected all the data

I've decided, it's my only chance

And when I find that person, baby

We'll only listen to the modern bands

We'll only watch modern TV

You'll only catch us wearing modern brands

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-oh

Well at first we'll take it slow

But if you wanna speed it up a little

I'll be ready to go

I can be the one in your covers baby

I can take you out, you don't have to stay

We don't stand a chance

In modern romance

I could make your other lovers hate me

You can't get enough when you get a taste

We don't stand a chance

In modern romance

Ah, ah, ah

If you're looking for love

Just call me

Call me

I'll meet your dog, you can meet my parents

I'll let it slide, but I'm kind of a cat person

I'll cut your bangs with the kitchen scissors

We do the big shop on a Thursday

I, aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-I

I will hold you when you cry

But if you wanna speed it up a little

I'll be ready tonight

I can be the one in your covers baby

I can take you out, you don't have to stay

We don't stand a chance

In modern romance

I could make your other lovers hate me

You can't get enough when you get a taste

We don't stand a chance

In modern romance

You come here often?

What do you do for work?

Honey, please don't cry

I was tryna flirt

You got any sibligns?

Do you have any pets?

Oh, you DJ?

It was going so well

Here's a compliment

Now here's another one

Here's a funny joke

Let's split the bill

Here's my number

This was fun and you

You've got charisma

And sex appeal

I can be the one in your covers baby

I can take you out, you don't have to stay

We don't stand a chance

In modern romance

I could make your other lovers hate me

You can't get enough when you get a taste

We don't stand a chance

In modern romance

Ah, ah, ah

If you're looking for love

Just call me

Call me