eggs in the morning

She gave me

Toothbrush and toothpaste and floss

And witty remarks with arms crossed

Now, I don't mean to boast

But what thrilled me the most

Was her eggs in the morning with toast

She gave me

Pillow and oversized shirt

And mattress with speckles of dirt

Yeah, she was quite the host

She prescribed me a dose of

Her eggs in the morning with toast

I sat there watching her

Without a word

Preparing me the perfect plate

She set it down for me

And before I could speak

She told me she was running late

She kissed me and threw me out quick

I thanked her and heard the door click

But I've never felt closer

Than taking a dose of her

Eggs in the morning

There's really nothing better than

Eggs in the morning with toast

I sat there watching her

Without a word

Preparing me the perfect plate

She set it down for me

And before I could speak

She told me she was running late

She kissed me and threw me out quick

I thanked her and heard the door click

That's the end of the story

The guts and the glory of

Eggs in the morning

There's really nothing better than

Eggs in the morning with toast