Hello, Mr. Octopus (Demo)

Michelle Obama begged me

"Will you please go save my baby from

The giant red octopus? He lives under the bridge."

And I told her I'd try

I jumped in right in there to find him

And she told me a tale I won't soon forget

There was a 10-foot-tall octopus

He came knockin' at my door

He wore a red tip hat and paper shoes

He was quite adorable

He used to be a pizza delivery man

But that was before he got canned

By the guy who sits on top of the world

And writes the news

The first piece of advice she gave me

When I gave her back her baby she said

"Go inside, he might try to chase ya home."

And don't ya know

I locked the door behind me just to find him

Standing all alone right out my front door

He was a 10-foot-tall octopus

He came knockin' at my door

He wore a red tip hat and paper shoes

He was quite adorable

He used to be a pizza delivery man

But that was before he got canned

By the guy who sits on top of the world

And writes the news

Well, I wished him well

And he did the same

He'd never wanna take up on the offer I gave

To have a drink, shoot the shit

To come inside and be a friend to somebody

Oh no

There was a 10-foot-tall octopus

He came knockin' at my door

He wore a red tip hat and paper shoes

Oh, he was quite adorable

He used to be a pizza delivery man

But that was before he got canned

By the guy who sits on top of the world

On top of the world

And writes the news

Oh no and writes the news

He writes the news