FINGER

It's funny how a man feels ashamed

When a woman puts her finger in his ass

But it feels okay

Oh, you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great

If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You shouldn't feel ashamed

No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You really shouldn't feel ashamed

No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed

It's funny how a turkey gets stuffed, stuffed, stuffed

And then ya roast the bitch

And then ya eat it up

But you wouldn't stuff your dog, oh no

You'd let it sleep by a cozy fire log, oh yeah

You'd let it dream about eating turkey bones, oh no

Fuckin' turkeys in this world, they're all alone

They're all alone, they're all alone

Roo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo-ca-ca-coo-coo

It's funny how a man can just fuck, fuck, fuck

But if a woman gets fucked you wind up calling her a slut (What?)

It's a shame

It's a crying shame

Oh no, it's a crying shame

Roo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo

You gotta laugh

'Cause it hurts too much to cry

You gotta laugh

'Cause it hurts too much

Hurts too much

Way too much

Way too much

To cry

It's funny how a man feels ashamed

When a woman puts her finger in his ass

But it feels so great

Oh, you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great

If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You shouldn't feel ashamed

No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You really shouldn't feel ashamed

No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed

Roo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo

Roo-coo-coo-coo-ca-ca-coo-coo

You shouldn't feel ashamed

No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You really shouldn't feel ashamed

No, no, you shouldn't feel ashamed