Verbatim

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah, oh

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah

Oh-oh

I wear women's underwear

And then I got to strike a pose in my full length mirror

I cross my legs just like a queer

But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah

Oh, what defines a straight man's straight?

Is it the boxer in the brief or a twelve-ounce steak?

Nah, I'll tell you what a woman loves most

It's a man who can slap but can also stroke

Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked

It's verbatim and it's shakin'

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

No more gettin' elated

No more listless invitations

Ahh

I live by a hospital

And every day, I go out walkin' past its sickly windows

I see people dyin' there

But my tender age makes it hard to care

The incinerator and a big smokestack

It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh

All I need is a heart attack, c'mon

Humble my bones with a cardiac

Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked

It's verbatim and it's shakin'

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

No more gettin' elated

No more listless invitations

For the love of fuck

For the sake of Pete

Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?

I am a rooster in the morning

I'm the cock of the day

I'm the boxer in the briefs

I'm a twelve-ounce steak

Eh-oh, eh-oh

Eh-oh, eh-oh

Yabo, yabo

Yabo, yabo, yabo

It's verbatim

And yeah, and it's naked

And yeah, and it's shakin'

It shakes, shakes, shakes

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah, oh

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah, oh

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah, oh

Oh-oh, yeah, yeah